Corporate Breakfast

Welcome to the Corporate Breakfast Corporation! Here at CB Corp. we strive to create a highly competitive workplace where we believe every employee can make a difference. Even you - I wanna say…Cheryl? CB Corp. specializes in the development and marketing of the world’s top breakfast cereals and breakfast adjacent products. Do we make the products? Good gracious, no! We leave that to the professionals. We are the dreamers and you can become one of those dreamers for a very reasonable buy-in fee. What’s that? Pyramid scheme? You kids come up with the craziest ideas, but that’s precisely why we hired you. Now, let’s get you into the onboarding process so you can get to work at your new job!

We’re delighted to be adding you to our breakfast cereal development team! You and your colleagues are individually responsible for developing new cereal ideas that you will then pitch to the group and, ultimately, vote on to decide which idea is the best for the Corporate Breakfast Corporation to move forward with. Best of all, there's absolutely no oversight! So whatever you decide, we have to produce it and if it fails, we’ll fire all of you! Let’s check out your new office!

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